Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 by Allison (Funny Stuff)

While at the Hallmark store the other day, I came across a card that made me burst out laughing.

Even though I have no one to send it to, I just had to buy it – and I share it with you now.   I hope at least some of you find it amusing.

Your engagement


(20) Comments   


Ashley Rae on June 18th, 2009 at 8:23 am


I know what he means. Oh boy, do I ever.

kaylyn on June 18th, 2009 at 10:27 am

That Paco…he kills me.

Hilarious! I can’t believe you found that at Hallmark….

Kathleen on June 18th, 2009 at 10:45 am

This cracked me up!

Kristin on June 18th, 2009 at 10:55 am

Who comes up with this stuff 🙂 I think we should all get together and form a greeting card company. We could come up with great stuff.

Things like that christmas card we found years ago…

“I don’t believe in hanging mistletoe”

“But it must be punished!”

Allison on June 18th, 2009 at 11:00 am

Kristin, I still remember the moment we found that card in a long-defunct Hallmark store at the long gone Cottonwood Mall. When we opened the card to read the inside, it was just so unexpected. We were laughing so hard I had tears rolling, and other customers were staring.

Over the years, I’ve learned that if I find a particularly wonderful card, I buy several copies because I always want it at a later date.

Another of my favorites was:

The birthday boy enters the room and the crowd cheers

(Of course, one must know what euthanasia is to get the humor : )

Chris on June 18th, 2009 at 11:33 am

LOLOL Paco, I adore your whole entire being, including the getup.

Thanks for sharing. I love that you bought a card just to show it to us. 😀

Michelle on June 18th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

I have seen this card before, and everytime I see it I pick it up and read it and laugh very loudly to myself and then put it back. I should have sent it to you….

Anonymous on July 8th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

THAT’S MY MOM’S BF!! HAHAHAHAHA we had no idea they did engagement cards with him on it now!! We only knew of the bday cards!!

Allison on July 8th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

LOL… does he dress up like this for your mom?? What a treat 🙂

mercedes on July 8th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

LOL! that is too funny!! Paco is mine! we share many sunrises! I will go anywhere with Paco, even to Omaha! And, yes, he does wear tights!!! 🙂

Allison on July 8th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

Mercedes, you are clearly one very lucky woman. Thanks for stopping by – your comments have made my day 🙂

Kristin on July 8th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

This is great. Thanks for coming by to say hello, Mercedes. If I ever learn of anyone wishing to fly high on a trapeze, I’ll direct them to Paco (or Richie, as the case may be).

Paquito on July 8th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Paco is my coach. Paco has shown me many things. Thankfully, no sunrises. I have worn those very tights myself. (and a mustache).

Allison on July 8th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Paquito, I would very much like to see a photo of that.
I’ll be waiting….

Fiona on July 9th, 2010 at 12:13 am

Ha, I love this one of Richie. How many are there now? Paco needs his own facebook page : ) And yes, everyone should fly with Paco, he’s the best : )

Michelle on July 9th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Yes, oh please send in some pictures.

Richie on July 10th, 2010 at 10:32 am

It is funny to see all these comment from this card, who knew.

Kristin on July 10th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

Hey, I really enjoyed the Sky Circus video with Mercedes on Richie’s site. You go, girl! Richie/Paco and all of you are obviously very skilled and talented. Fun to watch!

Allison on July 12th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

I cannot believe that Paco (Richie), himself, has graced my site with a comment. I feel so honored!

A new post dedicated to this discovery is being written at this moment.

Heidi on March 12th, 2011 at 11:52 am

My sister started sending me Paco Cards a few years ago. We have a thing for him. My favorite is “So, you will not go to Omaha with Paco? Paco can show you many things, But Paco will not beg.”

I just spent the morning creating a private facebook page for her, a complete Paco profile. Wish I could share it with you all but, like I said, It’s private. BTW, “Silence of the Clams” cracked me up big time!

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