A Christmas Smear
Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 by Allison (Whatever)

Really???!!

Yes, CBS really is advertising the suggestion that men should get their women PAP SMEARS for Christmas.

Wow. Nothing says “I love you” like an uncomfortable cervix scrape.

If your woman needs a pap smear then buy her one, for heavens sake – but NOT FOR CHRISTMAS! This has to be the most unromantic gift idea ever.


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Happy holidays!

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Ashley Rae on December 1st, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Oh I sure hope Justin calls my doctor and schedules my next pap smear as a surprise present to me. What a romantic and thoughtful gift. Much better than chocolate.


paul on December 1st, 2009 at 7:44 pm

I may be missing something, but I don’t know why this is funny. Craig gave me a root canal for my birthday, and I’m really hoping for a colonoscopy for Christmas. He really cares. Allison, you are so funny. I laughed hard when I read the post and again when I saw the video. I’m really hoping for a Chia Head for Christmas.


craig on December 1st, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Geez…and I thought I hated teeth cleanings because of the scraping sounds…

Merry Christmas gals!!!


Chris on December 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 am

Woo Hoo!! Can I please get a mammogram, too? Can I? Can I?


Michelle on December 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Much better than a new Coach purse! I can hear the conversation now:

Tim: “Michelle, what do you want for Christmas”

Me: “Just a pap smear, nothing more, nothing less.”


Amy on December 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm

I’m speechless. And relieved knowing Kimo wouldn’t dare.


Kathleen on December 4th, 2009 at 7:57 pm

There isn’t a man alive who would dare give me this “gift”, at least not if he wanted to keep his manhood!


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