{"id":1000,"date":"2009-11-18T15:34:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T22:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2009-11-18T15:34:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T22:34:10","slug":"damn-you-victoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/damn-you-victoria\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn you, Victoria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"floatleft\" title=\"My favorite bra - ipex racerback full coverage\" src=\"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bra-front.jpg\" alt=\"My favorite bra - ipex racerback full coverage\" width=\"168\" height=\"225\" \/>Why is it that just when you find the <em class=\"b\">perfect bra<\/em>&#8230;. the one that fits comfortably, provides good support, doesn&#8217;t slip off the shoulders, offers a nice shape (rather than rocket boobs), in a wide range of colors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;why is it that just when you need to order a new one you find out that Victoria&#8217;s Secret has <em class=\"b\">stopped making them<\/em>!  And without warning!   <\/p>\n<p><em class=\"b\">I hate you, Victoria.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And yes, I looked just like this in my bra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that just when you find the perfect bra&#8230;. the one that fits comfortably, provides good support, doesn&#8217;t slip off the shoulders, offers a nice shape (rather than rocket boobs), in a wide range of colors&#8230; &#8230;why is it that just when you need to order a new one you find out that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/damn-you-victoria\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Damn you, Victoria<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,15],"tags":[92,94,93,95],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-soapbox","category-style-fashion","tag-bra","tag-clothes","tag-fashion","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}