{"id":1047,"date":"2009-12-01T17:47:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T00:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2009-12-01T21:31:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T04:31:35","slug":"a-christmas-smear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/a-christmas-smear\/","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Smear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really???!! <\/p>\n<h3>Yes, CBS really is advertising the suggestion that men should get their women <em class=\"b\">PAP SMEARS for Christmas<\/em>.<\/h3>\n<p>Wow.  Nothing says &#8220;I love you&#8221; like an uncomfortable cervix scrape.  <\/p>\n<p>If your woman needs a pap smear then buy her one, for heavens sake &#8211; but NOT FOR CHRISTMAS!   This has to be the most unromantic gift idea ever.  <\/p>\n<p><embed src='http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/thunder\/swf30can10\/rcpHolderCbs-3-4x3.swf' FlashVars='link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecbs%2Ecom%2Fcbs%5Fcares%2Fpap%5Fsmear%2Findex%2Ephp%3Fcid%3D1337443319%26pid%3Drpg0bK%5FFapIGJ2nsRzARsI1FISBu1YuE%26play%3Dtrue&#038;partner=userembed&#038;vert=Entertainment&#038;autoPlayVid=false&#038;releaseURL=http:\/\/release.theplatform.com\/content.select?pid=rpg0bK_FapIGJ2nsRzARsI1FISBu1YuE&#038;name=cbsPlayer&#038;allowScriptAccess=always&#038;wmode=transparent&#038;embedded=y&#038;scale=default&#038;salign=tl' allowFullScreen='true' width='425' height='324' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer'><\/embed><br \/><a href='http:\/\/www.cbs.com'>Watch CBS Videos Online<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really???!! Yes, CBS really is advertising the suggestion that men should get their women PAP SMEARS for Christmas. Wow. Nothing says &#8220;I love you&#8221; like an uncomfortable cervix scrape. If your woman needs a pap smear then buy her one, for heavens sake &#8211; but NOT FOR CHRISTMAS! This has to be the most unromantic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/a-christmas-smear\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Christmas Smear<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[98,100,99,23],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cervix","tag-christmas","tag-commercial","tag-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1058,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/1058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}