{"id":118,"date":"2008-02-02T00:28:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T07:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/archives\/118"},"modified":"2008-02-02T00:34:42","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T07:34:42","slug":"creepy-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/creepy-commercial\/","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Commercial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone else creeped out by these Charles Schwab commercials?\u00c2\u00a0 <em class=\"b\">Disturbing<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0 The animation just gives me the willies every time I see one &#8211; so much so that I had to blog about it. <em><strong>Lucky you<\/strong><\/em>. I can&#8217;t imagine this improving their business&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nb4AX6TNYsY&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nb4AX6TNYsY&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, there are a handful of commercials out right now that always make me chuckle.\u00c2\u00a0 They&#8217;re stupid, but I always laugh.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>One is the William Shatner as the <a target=\"resource window\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=se-orWPMfU4\"><em class=\"b\">Price Line Negotiator<\/em><\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 I love his horrible kung fu moves and that he can be such a dork and not take himself seriously.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I also find myself chuckling at the <em class=\"b\">Emerald Nuts <\/em>commercials&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 the <strong>Swiss Family Robinson<\/strong> or the &#8220;<strong>Addicted To Love Girls<\/strong>&#8221; that appear at 3pm and mess with the person who&#8217;s sleeping because he didn&#8217;t eat the nuts to stay awake. Really dumb, but funny.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Ohc37DKtZMc&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Ohc37DKtZMc&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p>And lastly &#8211; for some reason I smile every time USA Network plays their promo for the upcoming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usanetwork.com\/sports\/westminsterdogshow\/\" target=\"resource window\"><em class=\"b\">Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show<\/em><\/a>. It has these dogs, photographed like models, with wind blowing on them (the Afghan hound is beautiful), etc. as &#8220;<em>I&#8217;m Too Sexy<\/em>&#8221; plays, or &#8220;<em>She&#8217;s Like The Wind<\/em>&#8220;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Any standout commercials for you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone else creeped out by these Charles Schwab commercials?\u00c2\u00a0 Disturbing.\u00c2\u00a0 The animation just gives me the willies every time I see one &#8211; so much so that I had to blog about it. Lucky you. I can&#8217;t imagine this improving their business&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 On the other hand, there are a handful of commercials out right &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/creepy-commercial\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Creepy Commercial<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-entertainment","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}