{"id":183,"date":"2008-06-19T01:57:14","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T08:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/archives\/183"},"modified":"2013-07-04T00:43:50","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T07:43:50","slug":"ode-to-a-watermelon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/ode-to-a-watermelon\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to a watermelon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" title=\"wm\" src=\"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wm-255x266.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"212\" \/>Oh, watermelon, thou perfect summer fruit.<br \/>\nYou beguile me so, with sweet redness<br \/>\nencased in emerald orb.<br \/>\nCrisp and juicy, refreshing and yummy<br \/>\nand delightfully seedless.<br \/>\nA guiltless summer pleasure, full of fluid and fiber.<br \/>\nI will love you now&#8230;.<br \/>\ngorging myself on your goodness.<br \/>\nFor all too soon your glory shall fade into fall.<br \/>\nWhy must your season of sweet ripeness be so brief?<\/center\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, watermelon, thou perfect summer fruit. You beguile me so, with sweet redness encased in emerald orb. Crisp and juicy, refreshing and yummy and delightfully seedless. A guiltless summer pleasure, full of fluid and fiber. I will love you now&#8230;. gorging myself on your goodness. For all too soon your glory shall fade into fall. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/ode-to-a-watermelon\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ode to a watermelon<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}