{"id":388,"date":"2009-01-09T18:36:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T01:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/archives\/388"},"modified":"2009-01-10T03:59:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T10:59:13","slug":"dreamtime-theatre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/dreamtime-theatre\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreamtime Theatre"},"content":{"rendered":"

Often when I go to sleep it’s like going to the movies, as I mentioned in a previous post<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Last night’s feature had me waking up laughing….<\/p>\n

\"NowMuch of the dream is too convoluted to try and describe here (though it made perfect sense while I was asleep)<\/em> but there were a couple of scenes worth sharing.<\/p>\n

This dream began with me visiting Michelle’s home in Arizona.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 There was a big upcoming event she was planning\/preparing for – a wedding, I believe.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

In this scene, we were hanging out in her living room, which had an alarmingly 70’s feel to it<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0 Think brown bricked fireplace, rust colored carpet.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 And she had a big flat screen TV sitting in the middle of the floor, which Tim was watching, that had an unusual\/interesting feature.\u00c2\u00a0 She could slide a row of votive candles into a slot at the bottom, and you could see them glowing through the base of the tv.<\/p>\n

\"MichelleAll of a sudden, she turned and picked up a blanket and announced (in her “talking to cats” voice)<\/em>, “It’s time for kitties in a blanket….” <\/em>and proceeded to scoop up two cats (Fatness and one other)<\/em>,\u00c2\u00a0cradling them in a blanket\u00c2\u00a0 “… to get their Vitamin D!” <\/em><\/p>\n

As she walked over to the door to take the cats out into the sun, I thought “what the hell is she doing???”… I pointed out, “Um… Michelle, it’s night.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no sun.”<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Of course we both burst out laughing.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

What makes this particularly funny is that it is something I can totally imagine happening!<\/em><\/p>\n

In the next scene, Michelle was trying on potential outfits to wear to the formal affair.\u00c2\u00a0 She looked\u00c2\u00a0rather hot it a china blue stretch-satin number…\u00c2\u00a0 it was quite short, form fitting, and had a round cutout in the lower back area.\u00c2\u00a0 We all thought it was a very good choice since it showed off her tattoos<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"TheInitially,\u00c2\u00a0 it appeared she just had some deep red cursive writing (not sure what it said – something relating to her love for Tim I believe… or perhaps her devpotion to Fatness)<\/em> along her very, very low back… but then I noticed she also had several larger, graffiti-like tattoos higher up on her back.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 So, what did it say, Michelle?<\/em><\/p>\n

She wasn’t sure she liked the jacquard, champaign colored jacket that went with it, but we noticed the blue perfectly matched the blue dresses that Chris, Sween and Erica were wearing.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I won’t go into the event itself, but suffice it to say\u00c2\u00a0that it didn’t go as planned, photographer missed shooting pics of bouquet throwing, desserts ended up on the floor and\u00c2\u00a0I kept wishing that Scott Sheffield would return the crystal serving platter I’d lent him, so we could use it for the remaining desserts. But everyone looked awesome in their China blue satin.<\/p>\n

So, have you any interesting dreams recently you’d like to share?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Often when I go to sleep it’s like going to the movies, as I mentioned in a previous post.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Last night’s feature had me waking up laughing…. Much of the dream is too convoluted to try and describe here (though it made perfect sense while I was asleep) but there were a couple of scenes … Continue reading Dreamtime Theatre<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}