{"id":558,"date":"2009-06-17T19:22:34","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T02:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/archives\/558"},"modified":"2009-06-17T19:22:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T02:22:34","slug":"congratulations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/congratulations\/","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While at the Hallmark store the other day, I came across a card that made me burst out laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Even though I have no one to send it to, I just had to buy it &#8211; and I share it with you now.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I hope at least some of you find it amusing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/paco.jpg\" alt=\"Your engagement\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Congratulations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While at the Hallmark store the other day, I came across a card that made me burst out laughing. Even though I have no one to send it to, I just had to buy it &#8211; and I share it with you now.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I hope at least some of you find it amusing. Congratulations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}