{"id":567,"date":"2009-06-28T22:24:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T05:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2009-06-29T00:05:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T07:05:48","slug":"ants-in-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/ants-in-my-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Ants in my pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ants.jpg\" alt=\"ants\" title=\"ants\" width=\"150\" height=\"101\" align=\"left\" \/>I&#8217;ve been wondering what amusement, what mischief, what possible thrilling prize awaits the <em class=\"b\">little black ants<\/em> who wander aimlessly around my bathroom floor?\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, they&#8217;ve even ventured into the mysterious folds of my pants, lying in a crumpled pile on the floor as I shower.<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nWhere do they come from?\u00c2\u00a0 Why are they here?\u00c2\u00a0 <em class=\"b\">What do they want??????<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been wondering what amusement, what mischief, what possible thrilling prize awaits the little black ants who wander aimlessly around my bathroom floor?\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Yes, they&#8217;ve even ventured into the mysterious folds of my pants, lying in a crumpled pile on the floor as I shower. Where do they come from?\u00c2\u00a0 Why are they here?\u00c2\u00a0 What &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/ants-in-my-pants\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ants in my pants<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,19],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-little-black-ants","tag-wonder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":574,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}