{"id":777,"date":"2009-09-16T20:29:03","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T03:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/?p=777"},"modified":"2009-09-16T20:29:03","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T03:29:03","slug":"unwelcome-guests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/unwelcome-guests\/","title":{"rendered":"Unwelcome guests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I made a most <em class=\"b\">unpleasant discovery<\/em>.  When I opened my cupboard to select my morning tea, I was greeting by about 50 tiny fruit flies.   This is a total shock, as I don&#8217;t keep any fresh fruit or veggies in the cupboard.<\/p>\n<p><em class=\"b\">I hate fruit flies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>After a little detective work, I discovered that a little plastic single serve bowl of Dole sliced pineapple had torn open and the flies had made a lovely home.  They must have just started hatching last night while I slept.  <em class=\"b\">Evil, bad fruit flies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been chasing them around the house, sucking them up into my vacuum all day!<\/p>\n<p>Of course this isn&#8217;t nearly as bad as the infestation in my home many years ago when a forgotten bag of potatoes had rotted in the basement&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;   yuck!    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I made a most unpleasant discovery. When I opened my cupboard to select my morning tea, I was greeting by about 50 tiny fruit flies. This is a total shock, as I don&#8217;t keep any fresh fruit or veggies in the cupboard. I hate fruit flies. After a little detective work, I discovered that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/unwelcome-guests\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unwelcome guests<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":781,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions\/781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silenceoftheclams.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}