Ants in my pants

antsI’ve been wondering what amusement, what mischief, what possible thrilling prize awaits the little black ants who wander aimlessly around my bathroom floor?   

Yes, they’ve even ventured into the mysterious folds of my pants, lying in a crumpled pile on the floor as I shower.

Where do they come from?  Why are they here?  What do they want??????

11 thoughts on “Ants in my pants”

  1. They came from my kids’ pants, which are always full of ants.

    Or they came from Mars. Either one.

  2. They’re probably from France. Have you checked out there stance? The ones that prance are always from France.

    Unless of course they are doing the moonwalk and then you know they are there for a wake.

  3. If they are, they’re stupid because they haven’t found their way up the toilet bowl to jump in and end their lives. They just seem to wander aimlessly between the tub, the wall and the throw rug…. I see maybe 2 – 3 every couple of days.

    And I help them with their suicide by sucking them up in the vacuum or scooping them up and dropping them in the toilet.

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