Posted on Jan 22nd, 2009 by Allison (Funny Stuff, Politics / Social Issues)

We apologize for the service interruptionDear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.

Early tests of the newly installed program were conducted to make sure it was operating correctly before final release. We are pleased to announce that we are fully functional as of January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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kaylyn on January 22nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Amen!


Kristin on January 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm

This is good, though it doesn’t mention the idiots that first installed the defective software in the first place. Unfortunately, those people will go unpunished.


Chris on January 22nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm

L-O-L


Ashley Rae on January 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm

LOL… that’s great.


Jennifer Pearce on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm

Very well written. I love it. 🙂


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